File this one under unbelievable. A 38 year-old mortuary worker has been arrested after police say the woman had sex with a corpse and got pregnant.
Felicity Marmakdue of Lexington Missouri, worked as a mortician’s assistant at the Mourning Glory Mortuary outside of Lexington. According to her statement she made to police, the deceased had a post mortem erection while she bathed him and she proceeded to have sex with the corpse. Much to her surprise the dead man had an orgasm. She tested positive for pregnancy a few weeks later. It was her doctor who went to police after Marmaduke revealed how she became pregnant.
Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
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Stupid and indecent woman. Backstabbing doctor. When you do something naughty, the wise old Roman maxim applies: TRUST NO ONE! And the doctor, who should have been grateful for being given a once-in-a-lifetime chance to become famous with a paper sent to a prestigious journal of medicine instead turns fink. Both persons are rather nasty, albeit in different ways.
Still, if the dead guy’s sperm cells were still alive, you have to wonder whether there were a few brain cells left in his head to realize that he was getting lucky in between the slab and the coffin.
This story is a HOAX, according to Snopes.com.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524
She’s suing his estate for childcare funds… I think there may be something wrong with this lady…